One Liquor Store's Employee's Journey's Through Pooping

Sunday, February 21, 2010

The P-Log Explains: The Bristol Stool Chart

Whats all this talk about Bristol 5's and 7's and such, you ask? Well, you see Timmy, The Bristol Stool Chart is an actual medical classification system for deuces. The scale ranges from 1-7 (See Chart Below) varying on the size, shape, and liquid contents of your poop. A Bristol 1 is extremely un-healthy. This is what happens if all you eat is cheese for a week. You become backed up, and when you finally are able to push out a BM, all you see are tiny little hard pellets. These are quite difficult to pass. If you happen to be a daily imbiber of alcohol, like all the contributors to this blog, these are very few and far between.

The other end of the spectrum would be the Bristol 7. AKA "Booze Poop", "Butt Pee", or "I shouldn't have drank that whole case of PBR last night poop".

Now you may be wondering where a good, healthy deuce would land on the scale. That my friend, is a good ol' 2-4. Needless to say, we hardly ever come across these anymore. Diets consisting of Taco Bell and beers that are 1100cal per 12oz help prevent this. If you find your self in the 2-4 range, GREAT JOB! You're treating your body right.

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