I woke this morning to a strange feeling in my bowels. Reflecting upon my night before (Little Cesars Hot and Ready, A lot of Surly Furious, and the #1 culprit, PBR), I quickly gauged the probability of the imminate deuce. Based on the bubbling stomach and increasing temperature of my anus, I assumed a raging Bristol 7 was on deck (See next Post for explanation of the Bristol Stool Chart). That wasn't the case.
After rushing into the bathroom and noticing a new brand of toilet paper, I immediately prepped myself for departure. Much to my suprise, it was a loose Bristol 5. Slightly brown, broken up into little droppings mixed with some left over PBR made for a fast and efficient deuce. The slight burning/temp change could be attributed to the sriracha I used all over my Little Cesars.
All in all, the deuce moved me in the right direction for the morning. While I was making coffee to take to work, I realized I had left my travel coffee mug behind the previous night. This was going to make things difficult since I rely on coffee and cigs for my second deuce of the day. This will make things interesting.......
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